Desultory Planes - Site Updated on Mondays and Thursdays
White Wedding Monday, 08 March 2010 09:48 |  Author: -Mich
Congrats Don and Mrs. Don. We offered sanctuary. We told him that we'd take him to Mexico; or at least the Canadian border when the deadline got closer. He still went through with it. They all still keep going through with it. Suckers. Why do young people not listen to the wise elderly? I meet very few happily married people except the newly weds who think they're different. Is there some sort of gold pot they expect at the end of a rainbow? I'm told I just haven't found the right girl yet. I say she just hasn't been built yet. Sorry for the short this Monday. The swelling is down, but the tip is still broken; probably for about a month. - mich |
Circa XKCD Thursday, 04 March 2010 09:39 | Author: -Mich
I managed to come up with something short and sweet for this Thursday despite a temporary handicap. Stick figures may be involved in the interim. My finger played the role of prom night sweetheart who wasn’t quite ready to a hockey puck playing the captain of a West Virginia high school football team. “No” was just too big of a word for it to understand. I’m glad that at least one of my cohorts was kind enough to not paint the picture on Monday that we’re all a bunch of brigands. “Suck it up, buttercup” is one of the standard replies amongst many other derogatory lines when one of us tends to complain about something. Even brain surgery, a remodeled shoulder, or broken face gets you a week of sympathy. Maybe. Speaking of future possibilities, you'll notice this is comic "100," though technically not as some have been removed with possible other edits in the future. Either way, I think it calls for a celebratory beer. Go us. And Go You for reading. Thanks. - mich
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